The Chika Williams Saga

The following is an exact transcription of my efforts to waste the time of a Nigerian 419 scammer

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I receive these things all the time, and just shitcan them as quickly as I get them. One day, I decided that I’d see what happened if I wrote back. I started off with a very simple and lame response. What happened after that was a riot! I actually kept this guy going, while I conversed with him through three different email accounts. He was under the impression that he was dealing with 3 seperate people, and even started a torrid love affair with one of them!

I never expected this dipshit to go along with me for 3 months! He must have been really desperate to go to the great lengths that he did. Nonetheless, he was a quite amusing part of my day for the three months in question. I kinda miss typing to my African friend Chika!

Everything has been left in tact, including grammatical errors and whatnot. This guy’s english seemed to get worse as he grew more impatient. The only thing that I have censored out of the original emails was my personal cell phone number. I did, in fact, give him my cell number. I believe he tried to call it twice one day, but declined to leave a message.

Date: Mon, 5 Jan 2004 09:30:13
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: URGENT

RE: URGENT REQUEST FOR YOUR UNALLOYED CO-OPERATION TO TRANSFER (US$20.4 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS ONLY) INTO YOUR PRIVATE OR COMPANY’S ACCOUNT

Dear Sir,

I got your contact address through the Commercial Attaché of your Embassy during my last travel to Europe. Although my enquiry’s was not recorded, I do hereby wish to commence talk with you on a highly confidential level.I am an Accountant and member of the “Tender Committee”.

PURPOSE: On behalf of myself and my colleagues who are ministerial official and other officer in charge of offshore remittance in this Corporation. We are seeking your assistance for the transfer of Twenty Million Four Hundred Thousand U. S. Dollars (US$20,400,000.00) to your account for further private investment purpose. Hence our request for your assistance.

SOURCE OF FUND: This amount to be transferred into your account accurred from over-invoiced contract amount for the construction of Oil Refinery,Sub-Station in Nigeria (Northern Region) in 1999 to expatriate companies.

REQUIREMENTS: What we expect from you by E-mail during reply are:
(a) Your name and contact address, your phone and fax numbers for easy communication.
(b) The name of your bank, phone and fax number
(c) Your bank account number where the money will be lodged.

DISBURSEMENT: We have resolved that you take 30% of the total amount for your assistance because it is impossible for us to claim the over-invoiced amount here in Nigeria without your assistance. In addition,10% has been mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses incurred by you and us during this business, and 60% for my colleagues and myself. It might surprised you why we chose and trusted you for this transaction.

Yes, we believe that good friends can be discovered and business like this cannot be realized without trust. This is why we have decided to trust you for this interest and security had been considered before you were contacted, so berest assured and feel free to go into this transaction with us, but let honesty and trust be our watchword throughout this transaction and your prompt reply will be appreciated.

Henceforth, ensure that all your future correspondence with me is made through my E-mail address to ensure the confidence and safety. Note that the items A,B,C as stated in my proposal is very important as soon as that is given to us within 14 working days, the fund will be transferred into your account.As all arrengement has been concluded and I can be contacted on phone number 234-80-23086390 for more briefting.You can reply to [email protected]

Yours Truly.

Mr Chika Williams

Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2004 09:03:15
From: JJ Jennings <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT

Oh my! What can I do to help?

Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2004 16:32:53
From: [email protected]
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT [More Explanations]

Dear JJ Jenning.

Thanks for your mail , I am a senior accountant with the Above ministry as stated in my proposal to you.I have worked for 28yrs an an account in my ministry,I am 56yrs of age.We are also going to exchange our pictures for confidence and trust.

My Main aim of contacting you for this proposal is to Explain the source of the fund. This fund in question Was over estimated cost of a contract executed in my Ministry. This contract was over invoice because I was one of the “contract tender board committee” and the Chairman of tender board some few years ago and the fund inquestion is not at the back of my purket, it is in the tressurery.

Since the original contractor has been fully paid his Money for the contract executed and commissioned, it is left the balance of the over inflected cost of the Fund as started in my proposal to you. This fund has been floating since due to there is no body to claim the money.

The reason is, we are looking for a Godly Person who will give us our share after the fund is Remitted into his account and as we are civil servant and senior government officer, we are not allowed to Operate a foreign bank account.

My contacting you now for this proposal is to assist us act as the owner of the fund by providing to us the following requirements to use and process the claim and remittance of the fund into your bank account.Please send the under listed info to me immediatelly.

(a) The name of your bank, address of the bank, Telephone and fax numbers of the bank.
(b) Your private/personal telephone and fax numbers for easier communications during the cause of the transaction.
(c) Your name, and company as was stated in my proposal to you.

Note that this transaction is strictly confidential and secrete for any exposure by you will jeopardize the whole business.

Most importantly it is 100% risk free and I am assuring you, if the required information’s is given to me and my colleagues within 14 working days the fund will be remitted into your bank account.

Note that at the end of he remittance my colleagues and I will come to your country for the sharing of the fund as started in my first proposal to you. We also hope that you assist us in investing the fund by Directing us to the useful investment.We are going to spend money to get the fund approved,I hope you will be ready to assist us when the need arrived.

Every expenses will be taken care of from the 10% maped out for expenses.I can be contacted on phone number 234-80-23086390 for more briefting.

I hope you are cleared about the whole proposal.

Best Regards.

Mr Chika williams

From [email protected]
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 2004 08:24:24
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear JJ Jennings.

Thanks and how are you today.I am still waiting to have a responce regarding my proposals and my mail to you.Please time is going.

Mr Chika Williams.

Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 09:04:38
From [email protected]
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT No Reply To My mails?

Dear JJ Jennings.

How are you today,what is happening?.No reply to my mails?Please I am worried and time is going.

Mr Chika Williams.

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004
From: JJ Jennings <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT No Reply To My mails?

I’m fine today, thank you. I was out of town on vacation, so I apologize for my lack of response. Here is the information you require:

James J. Jennings
1060 West Addison Street
Chicago, Illinois 60613
(773) 404-6165

My bank information is as follows:

First Bank International
Room 905
E.M. Dirksen Federal Office Building
219 South Dearborn Street
Chicago, Illinois 60604-1702
(312) 431-1333

I hope I’m not too late to help.

J. Jennings

Date: Mon, 19 Jan 2004 08:41:03
From: [email protected]
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT [Thanks very much]

Dear JJ Jennings.

Thanks for your reply,I welcome you back from your holidays.I have received the banking info that you sent to me.I will by tommorrow tuseday go and swear an affidavit on your behalf at the court,after that I will write an applications for claims and submmit it to the ministry where the contract was done.

I want to inform you that we are going to spend some money to get the fund approve and transffered into your bank account with the specified 14 working days as atated in my proposals to you.As regards to my previous letter of more explanations I did explaned every thing to you,I hope will assit us financialy as soon as we need help from you.

Please take note,you did not include your company name,Is this telephone number your private line?where is your fax line there the bank will be sending you info.Please we are going to exchange our pictures to build confident and trust and I will like to see your picture while I will send my later.

I am 56yrs of age married with four children I have worked 28yrs as a senior account in my ministry and I am a civil servant. I will like to know whom you are my good freind.As we go on we will discause for how to invest the money in your country by your assistance

I will like you to call me to night as from 6pm your time,my number is 234-80-23086390 so that I can explain more things to you.I will be glade to here from you to night.

Have a good day and and GOD bless you till you call.

Bye.

Mr Chika Williams.

Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 08:04:26
From: [email protected]
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT[No reply to my mail?Why?

Dear JJ Jennings.

How are you this morning,I am shouched that you did not reply my mail to you where I said that you should call me last night.I waited to hear from you,what is the problems?I need to agree with you before I can foword all this banking info you sent for proccesing and approvals.

You must have to call me,234-80-23086390.It is very important.

Mr CHIKA

Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 08:46:58
From: [email protected]
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT[No reply get?]

Dear JJ Jenning.

How are you today,I am still expecting to hear from before I can continue.Please for your information,I opened this perticuler new email account for this transactions.

Kindly be sending any of your privious mails now to this email box [email protected].

Please this info is very important take note,hoping to hear from you soon.

Chika

Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 01:27:35
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: No reply to my mails.

Dear JJ Jennings.

Good morning to you,what is happening after you gave me your bank account you refused to reply all my mails.

Are you longer intrested? so that I can look for another person.

Chika.

Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 08:29:26
From: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: No reply to my mails.

I’m terribly sorry… by brother has taken ill and I’ve been spending most of my time at the hospital with him, ergo I’ve not had much time to keep up with my email. What more do you require of me?

James Jennings

Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 23:47:34
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: thanks

Dear JJ Jennings .
Thanks for your mail,I am sorry for your brother”s health.How is him now?I hope is getting better.
You must have to call me today,my number is 234-80-23086390 for us to agree on one point before we start this transaction.You have weated a lot of time

Chika.

Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 00:48:29
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: I am not happy.

Dear JJ Jennings.

Good morning to you and no reply to my mail ,how is your brother”s health as at today?,are you sure that you want to do this business with me?I told you to call me so that we can agree before I start the transactions.

What is your mind right now.

Chika.

Date: Mon, 2 Feb 2004 07:43:12
From: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I am not happy.

Mr Williams, I am not happy either.
Thank you for asking about my brother. Unfortuntately, the answer to that question isn’t a pleasant one for me to tender. My brother has passed away, and left in his wake a mountain of medical bills which his medical insurance company refuses to pay. I apologize for my lack of response, but I have had much on my mind lately.

James

Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 00:08:04
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: I am not happy.

Dear JJ Jennings.
Thanks for your mail,I am sorry for what have happened regarding your brother who passed on.May his soul rest in peace,I was about to change my mind as I can”t hear from you since.
Well, are you ready now to do the business with me?You have to call me 234-80-23086390 for more briefting.

Mr Chika

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 10:53:17
From: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I am not happy.

I’m afraid that due to my mental and financial state, I will no longer be able to help you. I’m terribly sorry for letting things drag on like this, but I’ve had a great deal of stress in my life at this time, and it has become far too overwhelming. I have spoken to a personal friend of mine, and he is willing to help you in my stead. His name is Bill Anderson, and he is a lawyer in a downtown Chicago law firm. You may contact him at [email protected], or call him at 1-312-431-1333.

Again, I am terribly sorry if I have weated your time. I had no way of foretelling the great disasters that would befall my family when I committed to assist you.

James Jennings

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 00:10:30
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: I am sorry my dear

Dear JJ Jennings.

Thanks for your mail,I am very sorry for your conditions now after the you lost your brother last week.I hope and pray that God will give you the mind to bear the great lost.You said you discaused with Bill Anderson your freind?Did you show him my proposals which I sent to you?.

Okey, I will contact him and what ever comes out at the end of this transactions I will compersate you don’t worry my good freind.

Mr Chika.

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 00:23:34
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: I asked to contact you from Mr JJ Jennings

Dear Bill Anderson.

You may not know who is writing,I am Mr Chika Williams an account with my ministry here in my country,I had a proposal of monetry business with your good freind Mr JJ Jennings who lost his brother last week and based on his present conditions he could not continued with me.

Based on this reasons, he told me that he had discaused this issues with you that I should contact you for the business.My dear this is why I am mailing you now for the proposals.

I advise you conclude with Mr JJ Jennings and reach agreement with him so that I can do with you.I hope to have urgent reply from you.

cc Mr JJ Jennings

Thanks.

Mr Chika Williams

Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 01:09:50
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: Time is going

Dear JJ Jennings .
Good moening and how are you today,I hope your mind is coming down right now as GOD brings and GOD takes ,I am still waiting to hear from you based on my last mail.Have you discaused again with Mr Bill Anderson?Please try your best so that Mr Bill Anderson will assist.

Chika

Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 01:18:50
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: JJ Jennings <[email protected]>
Subject: Please timeis going

Dear Mr Bill Anderson.

Good morming to you and how are you ,I am Mr Chima Williams who wrote to you as directed by JJ JJennings to you.I am still expecting the responce to my last mail regarding my proposal to your freind Mr JJ Jennings.Please time is going and I hope you might have discaues with him.I am waiting.

cc Mr JJ Jennings.

Mr Chika

Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I am shoucked

Good morning Mr. Williams,

James has spoken with me breifly about the situation you are in, but I’m a little fuzzy on the details. I’m always interested in new investment opportunities, but I’m a little unclear on how this is to work. Could you please outline the details of the transaction so I can gain a better understanding of what is required of me?

Thank you,
Bill Anderson

Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 23:52:16
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: More explanations.

Dear Bill Anderson

Thanks for your mail and I am happy to hear from you , I am a senior accountant with in Federal airport Authority of Nigeria. my main aim of contacting Mr JJ Jennegs your friend for this proposal is to explain the source of the fund. This fund in question was an over estimated cost of a contract executed in my ministry. this contract was over invoice because I was one of the “contract tender board committee” and the Chairman of tender board some few years ago.

I do hereby wish to commence talk with you on a highly confidential level since the original contractor has been fully paid his money for the contract executed and commissioned, it is left for the balance of the over inflected cost of the Fund as started in my proposal to you USD$20 4 MILLION DOLLARS.

This fund has been floating since due to there is no body to claim the money, the reason is, we are looking for a Godly Person who will give us our share after the fund is remitted into his bank account and as we are civil servant and senior government officer, we are not allowed to operate a foreign bank account.

(a) The name of your bank, address of the bank, Telephone and fax numbers of the bank.

(b) Your private/personal telephone and fax numbers for easier communications during the cause of the transaction.

Note that this transaction is strictly confidential and secrete for any exposure by you will jeopardize the whole business. Most importantly it is 100% risk free and I am assuring you, if the required information’s is given to me and my colleagues within 14 working days the fund will be remitted into your bank account.

Note that at the end of he remittance my colleagues and I will come to your country for the sharing of the fund as stated in my first proposal to you. We also hope that you will assist us in investing the fund by directing us to the useful investment.We are going to spend money to get the fund approved,I hope you will be ready to assist us when the need arrived.

Every expenses will be taken care of from the 10% maped out for expenses.I am 56yrs of age and have worked for 28yrs as a senior civil servant,I will also retire as soon as this funds are transfer into bank account.Hoping to hear from you soon.

Best Regards.

Mr Chika Williams

Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 23:50:07
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Still expecting your responce urgently.

Dear Bill Anderson.
Good mor ning and how are you today,I am still expecting your responce to my mail.Please time is going.

Mr Chika Williams.

Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 01:06:50
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: ansiously waiting for reply

Dear Bill.
Good morning to you and how do you do today,please time is going and I am ansiously waiting for your reply to my mails.

Regards.

Chika

Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 00:08:07
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Are you not intreasted?

Dear Bill Anderson.
Good morning to you,since my letter of explanations to you I have not hear from you,are you not intreasted?inform me so that I can look for another person.

Mr Chika

Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 00:14:00
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: I have not hear from your freind Bill

Dear JJ Jennings.

Good morning to you and how do you do today,I have not hear from Mr Bill Anderson since he told me to explain to him which I did.If he is not intreasted let inform me so that I can look for another person.

Mr Chika.

Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 08:41:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I am shoucked

Mr Chika Williams,

There is one thing that concerns me before we begin this transaction. I’ve discussed the situation with several collegues, and they’ve cautioned me to be skeptical. Apparently they’ve heard of some bad stories in dealings of this nature. What reassurances do I have that this is, in fact, a legitimate request?

Bill Anderson

Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 02:36:23
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Thank you my good freind

Dear Bill Anderson.
Thanks for your mail,I once again thank you for your understanding to assist me.Listen,I am a man of intergrity pespected in my office and will not do any thing to ternage the image of my family and have worked in my ministry for 28yrs.I am a father of 4 children and I am 56yrs of age.

To be frank with you Mr Bill, this file of over invioce contract has been with me due to I am looking for a GODLY person whom will not like give me my own shear at the end of the transaction,this is when I knew Mr JJ Jennengs your friend who introdue you to me.

I want to assure you that we are going to exchange our pictures for confidentiality,confident and trust.I am really hoping on you as a lawyer who you will have to advise and direct me in any possible way of good investment over there in U.S.A.

Please there is no problem.As I told you before I will be retireing from office this year as soon as the funds are transfer into your bank account.Please kindly send to me all the banking informations as stated in my letter of more explanations to you,with your assistance financially within 14working day the money will be transfer into your bank account.

I can be contacted on phone number 234-80-23086390 for more briefing and informations,I expect your urgent reply.

Chika

Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2004 00:51:40
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Good morning Bill

Dear Bill Anderson.
How you today,I am still for the reply of my mail.Have a nice day.

Chika.

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 00:37:22
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Sill expecting your reply.

Dear Anderson.

I am worried since I have not gotten a reply to my mails from you .I have hope and confident on you regarding my offer,I am still expecting your mail my good freind.Can you give me your cell phone number or home numbers so that I can call you as you don”t want to call me as I have given you mine number since and you don”t to call me.

Mr Chika Williams

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 11:55:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sill expecting your reply.

Dear Chika,
No need to fret, my friend. All is in order. My secretary should be sending me the bank account information this afternoon.
I believe you had mentioned earlier about an excange of photographs. I’m not quite used to this sort of business over the internet, and I much prefer to be able to see who I’m dealing with. In a show of good faith, I have included a photograph of myself.

Thank you

Bill Anderson
[email protected]
1(219) 776-XXXX

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 23:45:22
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks very much

Dear Bill Anderson.

Thanks for your wonderful mail and the picture attached,you are a hansome man. I once again thank you for indicating your intreast for both of us to understance ourself and know each other before the business commence. I quite welcome that.
I have also taken note of your phone number.

I will today also send you my picture too as to know whom I am,and also as soon as the banking informations is being given by your secretary, kindly send it to me immediately.What time would one call and get you in office?Is that a home phone number?Do you have a cell phone I will like to have the number too.

Thank very much Mr Bill Anderson my freind,I am counting on you and by the special grace of GOD it will be well with us soon.GOD bless you and have a nice today.

Mr Chika

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 07:52:40
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: picture

Dear Bill Anderson.

Here is my picture.

Mr Chika

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 12:55:47
From: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: I have not hear from your freind Bill

I’ve not talked to him in some time. I’ll call him this evening to find out why he hasn’t returned your emails.

Thanks,
James

Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 00:18:54
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks my freind.

Dear JJ Jennings,

Thanks for your mail,yes your freind Bill Anderson did reply my mail even he sent his picture to me which in returns I sent mine yesterday to him. I am now waiting to collect the banking info from him to start the transaction,he is delaying.
I still maintain that I will give you 5% of the sum as soon as I conclude the transfer with Bill.

I pray that GOD will you the mind to bear the lost of you brother and I hope by now is geting out from your system.I will be telling you how far we are going my good freind.I will like to discause with you later the posible way of inveasting my shear of the money here in your conutry with your assistance,that will be towords the final lap of the transfer.
Have a nice day and GOD bless you.

Chika

Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 00:27:14
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT

Dear Bill Anderson.
Thanks and how are you today,did you received my picture that I sent to you yestersday?you would have confirm to me by sending a short mail to me,please confirm and how far about the banking info.I am expecting that immediarelly from you.
Please as soon as that is given to me,that be the I will be in reguler contact with you.I expect your urgent reply,have good day and GOD bless you.

Chika.

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 00:40:38
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: I am shoucked

Dear Bill Anderson.
How are today,it is shoucking that after I sent a mail to you and attached my picture and you can”t even reply my mail.I can”t belive it my freind.

Chika

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 04:22:49
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent Reply Needed

Dear Bill Anderson,
Please reply my mails,what is happenings? and what of the banking info expected from you?please time is going.I am waiting for your urgent responce.

Mr Chika.

Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 11:03:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I am shoucked

Mr. Williams,

I am a trial lawyer. As such, I spend a good deal of my time in courtrooms doing my job. While I am in court, I do not have access to my email, nor do I have the capacity to divert my attentions to anything other than the legal defense of my client. Please be patient as I make arrangements for this transaction. I agree that this is a very important transaction, and as such I do not want to rush through it. My secretary, Christa, should have already contacted you re: the account numbers. Her message would have originated from the email address [email protected].

She should be able to keep you informed while I am in trial.

Bill Anderson

Date: Sun, 29 Feb 2004 09:01:25
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: I am waiting.

Dear Bill.

Thanks for your mail,I do understand your plight as a trial lawyer but this is a monetry business that you will benefit more than what your client are paying you.As a matter of urgency I am involve and inchage here and you dont know the urgency this business required.

I have not receive any mail from Christa your secretary nor the banking info either from her,As you are always busy in the law court, how can you give this buseness attention as time is going?Please I don”t need to weste more time Mr Bill.I need this money to leave here with 14 working days as stipulated in my mail to you as all arrengement have been concluded.

May I know when you are sending the banking info and most importanly did you received my picture that I sent to you?I am waiting for your urgent responce.

Mr Williams.

Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 01:31:56
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Still for your urgent reply

Dear Bill Anderson
Did you see my mail yesterday?I have not seen any banking info from secretary Christa,I am waiting please Bill Anderson and time is going.

Mr Williams.

Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2004 00:25:23
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: No reply to all my mails?
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>

Dear Bill Anderson

Good morning to you today,after my two mails no reply,I am expecting you urgent reply.

Mr Williams.

Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 02:36:24
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent reply please

Dear Bill.
Good day and how are you,what is happening as I have not yet receive any reply from you.Please if you are not intreasted you can declear you stand to me that you are no longer INTREASTED so that I can look for another GODLY trusted person.It very urgent please,I can”t wait for you any longer.

Mr Williams

Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 08:52:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Wrong Address

Mr Chika Williams,

I’m terribly sorry, but I’m afraid that Mr. Anderson had misrepresented your email address to me when he asked me to contact you. Did you receive the bank account information that you had requested? If not, I’ll gladly send it again.

Mr. Anderson also wishes me to express that he has received your photograph, and is very pleased. He hopes that you will be able to arrange a meeting with him in person when you arrive to the United States. I’ve seen your photograph also. You’re quite a handsome man. Are you single? Do you speak with an accent? I’ve always loved men with an accent!

Sincerely,
Christa McAuliffe
[email protected]

Date: Thu, 4 Mar 2004 00:26:40
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE

Dear Christa McAuliffe,

Thanks for your wonderful mail as directed by my freind Mr Bill Andereson,I was told by him that you are his secretary,how are you.I have been worried some he told me that you will send the banking info to me and since then I have been expecting that before your mail came.

No,I have not received any banking info,as you said may be, Mr Bill gave you a wroung email address,please kindly resend it again to this mail box immediatelly.

To your questions,No I am not single.I am a father of 4children,I am 52yrs of age and have worked in my ministry for 28yrs as an accountant.Yes, as soon as I am through with the business, I will be in U.S.A for meeting and also seek for his advise for useful invesment over there.There is no problem.

Did he tell you of my dealings him ?[Mr Bill] Are you married or single?, if so with how many children?How old are you,I expect your urgent reply and the banking info.

Here is what is required from you,

(a) The name of his bank, address of the bank, Telephone and fax numbers of the bank.

(b) His private/personal telephone and fax numbers for easier communications during the cause of the transaction.

Thanks I expect your reply.

Regards.

Mr Chika Williams.

Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2004 00:21:49
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: No reply to mail?

Dear Christa McAuliffe.
Good morning to you,how is today.I hope all is fine,what of my freind Mr Bill Anderson?Did you received my mail?why no reply to it till now.I am waiting.

Mr Williams

Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2004 04:30:48
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: REPLY URGENTLY

Dear Christa McAuliffe.
My mail again today is to tell the importancy of urgent reply from you regarding my mails.

Mr Williams

Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2004 04:40:13
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Too slow Mr Bill

Dear Bill Anderson,

How are you today,I have replied your secretary all her mails regarding sending of the banking info.Did she tells you that I write? and no reply till now.Please put more effort to this transactions if we are to do it togather,I don”t like the level of slowness you are adding ti it.

Please your secretary what is delaying the info.

Mr Williams

Date: Fri, 5 Mar 2004 15:25:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: The information you requested

Mr. Chika,

Hi there! here is the information that you requested:

(a) The name of his bank, address of the bank, Telephone and fax numbers of the bank.

Mercantile Bank
2409 East 141st Street
East Chicago, IN 46312
(219) 398-4400
I don’t have their fax number on file, but I’m sure you can get that from them when you call if necessary.

The account number is #0446037941

(b) His private/personal telephone and fax numbers for easier communications during the cause of the transaction.

(219) 776-XXXX

Bill Anderson
William Anderson Attorney at Law
780 Lee Street
Des Plaines, IL 60016

As for your questions about me, I am 37 years old, single (divorced in fact) with one son. His name is Neil Armstrong McAuliffe, and he’s 13 years old. I like Jazz music, and long walks on the beach.

If you need any more information (about me or the transaction!) don’t hesitate to ask!

Thank you!
~Christa 🙂

Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2004 00:45:02
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks Banking info received

Dear Christa McAuliffe.

Thanks for your comprehensive and explanatary mail, I did appreciate that.I also do understand that you a divorcy with a son by name Neil Armstrong.I hope My freind Mr Bill Anderson did tell you my dealing with him and why he sent this account number to me?I want to know.

As He is always in the law court, I don”t when ever I neede to speak with him if he will available, or he can give you authority to act on his own behalf becuase it is monetry issures that needed his attenttion as we are going to procced now.

Yes, I will not hide my feeling my dear ,I hope as soon I come to U.S.A. I will discause something with you about that,please could you send your picture to me?I will like to see how you whom you are my dear Christa.

Tell my freind Bill that you have given me the banking info and I will like to discause with him soon.Is this number [219) 776-XXXX]his home or office number?where I call and get him in the office?I want a number where I will call and get himat his leasure time.We have 6hrs defference.

My dear you can get me on number 234-80-23086390.Can I have your number please?Even your cell phone if any?.I love you and I need your urgent responce,have a nice day and GOD bless you.

Mr Williams

Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2004 01:20:39
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks Banking info received from Chrisita

Dear Bill Anderson.

How are you today,I hope all are fine as you are prepare for law court,yes chrisita your secretary has given me all the banking info and I don”t know if you did tell her my dealing with you.I will like to inform you that I will by tommorrow tuseday go and swear an affidavit at the court on your hehalf first and that will take two days.

As I told you before that we are going to spend money to get this funds approve within a specefied 14 working days and this will need money to use,all the same for your info, I will take care of this affidavit and pay for the stamp duty fees ,accreaditationfees and nomalisationsfees all at the court.

Please confirm if this number is your office number or home[1(219) 776-XXXX] What time can I call to get you as we have 6rs defference with you.I am going to file the affidavit tommorrow for your info,I need your urgent reply.Have a nice day.

Mr Williams.

Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2004 05:01:11
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent Urgent Urgent

Dear Christa,
Thnak for your co-operations,please ask my freind Mr Bill Anderson to call me to night 9.00pm american time for an important discaussions as I am going to court tommorrow to swear an affidavit on his behalf,to start the transactions
Please the call is very important to my number 234-80-23086380,I will be glade you did.

Regards.

Williams

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 23:09:19
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I am shoucked

Bill Anderson,

How are you today,it is suprising that I told you that I have received the banking info from your secretary since monday,that I am going to swear an affidavit on your behalf at our high court to start the documentations of the transaction.

I am shouched that till now no reply from or your secretary,Is that how I am going to trust you and put such funds into your bank account with any seriousness from you?I even ask you to call me for an important chart which you did not.

The affidavit will be out tommorrow thurseday and I have spent close to $USD20,000 which I will send a copy to your mail box on friday for you know how far I have gone,I need to hear from you before I continue.
My number is 234-80-23086390,call me is very important at your 6,7,8pm your time tonight,I will expect your call.

Mr Williams

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 23:22:33
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: I am shoucked,no reply from you either

Dear Christa,

The affidavit will be out tommorrow thurseday which I will send a copy to your mail box on friday for you know how far I have gone,I need to hear from you before I continue.
My number is 234-80-23086390,call me is very important at your 6,7,8pm your time tonight,I will expect your call.You have not anwser my question,did Mr Bill tell you my dealings with him?

Mr Williams

Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 15:16:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I am shoucked,no reply from you either

Sweetheart,
What’s this cut and paste email you sent me? Is this all I’m worth to you? A cut and paste email? You’re referring to me in the third person as if I’m not even reading this! I have to say that I’m deeply hurt by this. I thought you loved me. Every other man in my life has hurt me, why should you be any different.
As a matter of fact, I have been ill for the past 2 days. I’m not feeling very well today either, but I can’t afford to take any more time off of work. Bill doesn’t believe in paying us for sick days, so I have to use them sparingly. Neil and I are struggling as it is, so off to work I go – sick or not.
So when are you coming to the United States? I can’t wait to meet you. Oh, you asked for my picture before. I’ll attach a picture of me. It’s not a very flattering picture, but it’s the only one I have here in the office.
To answer your question regarding the transaction… Bill has told me very little. (That’s not to surprising. He’s very secretive) What is this all about? If we’re to get married when you come here to the United States, I think I have a right to know what you’re involved with.

Love,
Christa

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 01:37:35
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: love from Mr Williams

Sweetheart Christa,

Thanks for your comprehensive and well explanatry mail from you,I don”t mean to hurt you my dear.I am not the types that have given you shoucked of in your life,I am a careing lovely man of which you will testify as soon as we meet.
Oh” what a wonderful picture of yours and a beutiful woman,I love you.

Now,how is your health now?I pray that our GOD will heel you in jesus name Amen.It seems that Mr Bill your boss is very stingy person?.Why can’t him give off for a sick staff with pay,no,is not good my dear.Don’t worry every thing will be alright.Oh” I love you.

Bill is delaying my coming and I want him to show seriousness in the monetry transactions that we are doing by given me a mail which he has not done before even to give me a call what I have requested several times.Yes my dear I will let you konw what we are going to do by next week.

I am a accountant in my ministry and have worked for 28yrs as a civil servant.Yes my sweethart you have a right to know all things but wait till monday I will like to chart with you if you do come office by 8am your time.Or what time do you comes to office in the morning?We have 6hrs defferent my dear please comfirm.

FINALLY, I love you and have a nice day,why not give me a call just for 1min?234-80-23086390 any time this weekend when you comes back from work like 6,7,8 pm your time any night this weekend?, Have you any cell phone?or home phone number?Have a very sweet sleep and dream to night.I miss YOU””””O

LOVE FROM

MR WILLIAMS,

LAGOS NIGERIA

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 02:00:09
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: I am not happy

Dear Bill Anderson,

I am not happy with the way things are going right now,how can I have trust with you any longer as you don”t care to give me a mail after all the mails that I have given you since no reply.

Although I have spent $20.500.00 for the affidavit at the court which I will sent you the copy over the weekend as I did not collect it yesterday from the court.What is wroung with you. As a trial lawyer don’t you have a spare time of your own to contact me or to send mail?Do you sleep in the court room?after court have closed.

As I told you in one of my previous mail,I will send you a copy of the affidavit by saturday morning for your view and keep hold till you show some seriousness in this transaction.I will not like to work and loose my sweat of 28yrs of work to your bank account with out getten my shear of the money at the end of this transaction.Based on your behaviour now I don”t have confident in you, although I have file in your name already.

I expect your mail or your call,my number again 234-80-23086390. I will like to know why my mails are not replied.

Mr Williams

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 13:21:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I am not happy

Mr. Chika,
What more is it that you require of me? I’ve instructed my secratary to cooperate with you fully on the details of the transaction while I’m in court. I don’t think you realize the sheer ammount of time required of a trial lawyer. When I have a case that has gone to trial, I spend nearly 7 hours a day in the courtroom, and an additional 4 or 5 hours a day in the office working out the next days details with my client and fellow attorneys. A man’s life may very well hang in the balance of these preceedings, and I’m obliged to do everything I can to aid my client. I’m not sure what ficticious reports you may have heard about a trial lawyer’s free time, but I can assure you that it is not plentiful. Durning times when a case is set to trial, it is not unusual for me to go several days without sitting down in front of my computer to check my email. Don’t be offended. It’s my job.

I look forward to receiving the affidavit this weekend. I will notify you when I have received it.

Thank you,
Bill Anderson

Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 02:34:17
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks my good freind

Dear Bill Anderson.

Thank for your mail and your brief explanations,I did understand your plight.I thank you as you have made it clear now that your secretary can be working with me while she passes the infos to you,it is good right now.

I have collected the affidavit and will scan and send it to your mail box tommorrow for your view and to know how much I have spent so far.
For this your explanations,I will first thing on monday write an application of claims and attach the affidavit and submmitte it at the ministry where the job was done for claim and immediate payment.

Thanks, have a nice day and weekend.Till you see the affidavit,call me as soon as you see it for discuasssion very important for our next step by next week. Number 234-80-23086390

Mr Williams

Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 02:48:10
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: Sweetheart

Sweetheart Christa McAuliffe,
How are you today and your health,I hope you are alright now.Did you have a nice sleep last night and as I did not see a mail from you I decided togive you another mail as Idid not sleep last night?I dreamed of you sweetheart.Don”t fell to give me a calla requested by me over the weekend,have a nice dayand GOD bless you.

I am your sweetheart.

Mr Williams

Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 14:02:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Dearest Chika
I’m feeling much better today, thank you for asking. And I also was dreaming of you. I have a very good sense of judgement when it comes to people, and I have a very good feeling about you. I sense that you’re someone very special. I hope that you feel the same way.

I will try to call you this weekend, but I’m not really sure how. I’ve never made an international call before. I’m very excited, but at the same time I’m scared. I’m afraid that you won’t like me when you talk to me in person. I’m very afraid of rejection. Please understand, I’m in a very fragile state right now. I’ve been hurt before.

Your Love,
Christa

Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 00:51:55
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Affidavit.

Mr. Bill,

Please here is the Affidavit I promised to sent to you.

Regards.

Mr. Williams.

Date: Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:34:57
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: I am happy as we have gotten the affidavit.

Dear Bill Anderson,

Thanks,I hope you have seen the affidavit that I sent to your mail box,I have done step one and we are entering into the crucial stage as from monday.I have spent USD$20,500.00 as you can see from the documents and please by monday when I will submmitte the applications for claims at the ministry where the contract was executed as I told you in one of my previous mails.

You are going to assist me financially by tuseday hence you have seen how much I have spent so far for this affidavit and I did imformed you about financial assistance at the begining as we have 12 working days from 14days maped out for this transactions.Please as soon we see the affidavit and go throught it,please call me as to plan ahead next week to pursue all the documntations at the verious ministries for immediate approvals and payments.Please you call is very important to me today.234-80-23086390

I will get back to you by monday,till then have a nice day and also I expect your call as soon as you read the affidavit

Regards.

Mr Williams

Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2004 01:46:42
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: Sweetheart,I sent affidavit to you Boss,inform him

My Sweetheart Christa,

How are you today and your health,I hope you have recovered fully by now. Refference to your last mail to me, I quote,

“I’m very excited, but at the same time I’m scared. I’m afraid that you won’t like me when you talk to me in person. I’m very afraid of rejection.” NO, NOT LIKE THAT MY SWEETHEART.

Could you please explain?I expected your call over the weeked even your mail as I don”t know where to call you even.I have made up my mind to wine and die with you through out my life as soon as I come over there.I will then dievioce with my wife which I will send you all the documents for that.

Please tell your Boss Mr Bill Anderson that I send a document to his mail box an affidavit,that he should urgently react to it today.I even copy your mail box too,it is very urgent.That is my dealings with your Boss some money is coming to his account through me here.

Have a nice day and your urgent reply.

Your Sweetheart.

Mr Williams

Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2004 02:07:44
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Financial assistance needed right now

Dear Bill Anderson,

Good morning and how are you today,did you see the affidavit I sent to you?I expected your responce towards that if you did see it over the weekend.

I have today forworded and submmitted the applications and attached it with the affidavite for cliams,as I told you I will need a financial assistance from you immediately as to fercilitate the approvals of the payment as we have only 12 working days to round it up from today.

Please I don’t have much now as you can see how much I have spent in procaring the affidavite on your behalf,you will send the money through western union money transffer as to have it fast for the documentations and approval at the ministry where the contract was done.I will give you the name of my personal assistance”s [ P.A.] name that you will use to send the western union immediatelly like USD$3000.00.

With the money you are to send,it will help to make sure that the approve the payment by the ministry where the job was done by wednesday this week and this is why your closeness and financial assistance is very important right now as we have entered into the crucial stage and point now.

I expect your urgent reply immediatelly.

Mr Williams

Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2004 13:18:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Financial assistance needed right now

Chika Williams,

I have received your affidavit, as promised. Everything seems to be well in order. I do, however, have one question. Why do you require me to Western Union three thousand dollars to you, when you already have 20 million dollars there?

Respectfully,
Bill Anderson

Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2004 14:19:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart,I sent affidavit to you Boss,inform him

Chika,

Oh I feel so horrible! What have I done? I’m so sorry, my dear Chika. In following my own heart, I’ve managed to break up your marriage. I’m soooo sorry! I can’t bear the thought of tearing apart your family for my own personal gain! I can’t believe that I was so selfish! I wanted you all to myself, and while I was chasing you, I forgot about the other people in your life who love you. Can you forgive me for what I have done? Maybe the question is, can I ever forgive myself.

I have told Bill about the documents that you have sent. He said that he has already replied to you. Please don’t think that I don’t love you, Chika. I do still want to meet you when you return to the United States. You’re such a kind hearted man. I only wish you happiness.

Your Love,
Christa

Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 01:18:06
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: See another mail for explanations

Dear Bill Anderson,

Thanks for for your mail and it’s seems that you did not understand my mail of more explanations.I told you that we are going to spend money to fercilitate documentations, approval and the transffering of the fund into your bank account.
Please for your info,I did not have this money USD$20.4MILLION fund inquestion is not at the back of my purket, it is in the tressurery.You can see how much I have spent to uptain the affidavit alone.
I told you initialy that we are going to spend some money to get all this happen. and we are to shear as follows.Please go through this my next very well.

Mr Williams

Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 01:43:05
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: My proposals to your freind Mr JJ Jennings who contacted you.

Dear Bill Anderson , go through cearfully.although we have pass this stage.You have to know why you have to assist us financialy as we can”t do it alone.

URGENT REQUEST FOR YOUR UNALLOYED CO-OPERATION TO TRANSFER (US$20.4 MILLION
U.S. DOLLARS ONLY) INTO YOUR PRIVATE OR COMPANY’S ACCOUNT

Dear Sir,

I got your contact address through the Commercial Attaché of your Embassy
during my last travel to Europe. Although my enquiry’s was not recorded,
I do hereby wish to commence talk with you on a highly confidential level.
I am an Accountant and member of the “Tender Committee”.

PURPOSE: On behalf of myself and my colleagues who are ministerial official
and other officer in charge of offshore remittance in this Corporation.
We are seeking your assistance for the transfer of Twenty Million Four Hundred
Thousand U. S. Dollars (US$20,400,000.00) to your account for further private
investment purpose. Hence our request for your assistance.

SOURCE OF FUND: This amount to be transferred into your account accurred
from over-invoiced contract amount for the construction of Oil Refinery,
Sub-Station in Nigeria (Northern Region) in 1995 to expatriate companies.

REQUIREMENTS: What we expect from you by E-mail during reply are:

(a) Your name and contact address, your phone and fax numbers for easy communication.

(b) The name of your bank, phone and fax number
(c) Your bank account number where the money will be lodged.

DISBURSEMENT:
We have resolved that you take 30% of the total amount for your assistance
because it is impossible for us to claim the over-invoiced amount here in
Nigeria without your assistance. In addition, 10% has been mapped out for
any miscellaneous expenses incurred by you and us during this business,
and 60% for my colleagues and myself. It might surprised you why we chose
and trusted you for this transaction.

Yes, we believe that good friends can be discovered and business like this
cannot be realized without trust. This is why we have decided to trust you
for this interest and security had been considered before you were contacted you,
so be rest assured and feel free to go into this transaction with us, but
let honesty and trust be our watchword throughout this transaction and your
prompt reply will be appreciated.

Henceforth, ensure that all your future correspondence with me is made through
my E-mail address to ensure the confidence and safety. Note that the items
A,B,C as stated in my proposal is very important as soon as that is given
to us within 14 working days, the fund will be transferred into your account.All
arrengement have been concluded

Yours Truly,

Mr Williams

Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 02:12:51
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Financial assistance needed right now

Dear Bill Anderson,

I hope after going through my proposal to your friend,I did tell you that we are going to spend money to get all these approved.Our concluding these transactions within the 11workings will depend og your financial assistance as you can see how I have spent so far for the affidavit.I will not like us to have any delay in this 11working days that are remeaning.

For this reasons,you can see how much you are to have from the total fund after the transffering of the fund into your bank account.
[1]30% for you,
[2]60% for I and my colleagues.
[3]10% maped out for all expences that we may incare during the cause of this transactions.

Please consider these now and send the money immediately as to get this funds approved.Every arrengement to effect that is on top gear.Here is the name of my personal assistance [P.A.] to use and send the money today.

NAME——- MR JOSEPH O.UMUNNAKWE.
ADDRESS NO,4 MBA STREET OLODI APAPA LAGOS NIG.

TEST,QUESTION AND ANWSER.

WHAT IS MY PET NAME
ANWSER——-JACK

Then you send me the control number immediately or you scan the western union info and send it to my mail box.Every thing is cleared.

Mr Williams.

Date: Mon, 16 Mar 2004 12:54:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Financial assistance needed right now

I understand. Not a problem. I just needed to make sure before I go ahead with this.
As for the transfer of the $3000.00, I’m not very comfortable with Western Union. I’ve had bad experiences with them in the past. They’ve always managed to bungle up my transactions in some fasion or another. I would feel more comfortable mailing traveler’s cheques or even using PayPal, if you’re familiar with their service. Might either of those be viable options?

Bill Anderson

Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 01:31:52
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: Sweetheart

Dear Sweetheart Christa McAuliffe,

Thanks for yourmail nd sorry to have replied late,after going through you mail I was in a very bad mood that I cried and cried last night about your toutched mail.
Well I havealready made up my mind and is going to happen soon,

You have not given me anynumberto cotact you preferable home phone not office,our dream will soon come to pass soon.

I am going to die with you my sweetheart,have a nice day.

Mr Williams your sweetheart

Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 02:11:02
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Thanks for your understanding and Urgent

Dear Bill Anderson,

Thanks for your mail and also your understanding regarding to all my letter of explanations to you which you confirmed understood as per you mail.Pease due to the urgency about this money and it’s services for the approval of this fund this week,I hope and belive that the western union money transfer is the best and the fastest right now.

If you can seed it today after you comes back from law court,my personal assistance [PA] will cash the money first thing tommorrow morning at thewestern union office here due to time difference.Just work into the western union agent or office and tell them that you want to send money to your freind with this info or you can give the this sending info”

NAME——- MR JOSEPH O.UMUNNAKWE.

ADDRESS NO,4 MBA STREET OLODI APAPA LAGOS NIG.

TEST,QUESTION AND ANWSER.

WHAT IS MY PET NAME

ANWSER——-JACK

This is very simple and then you send me the control number immediately or you scan the western union payment sleep info and send it to my mail box or you can state to me by mail how you send it in writing and your address used.Every thing is cleared.

I do not know the using of Pay Pal at this part of the world or by sending travelers cheque will take long time and will not meet the popose of your sending it for this week my good freind.

Please use the western union options today,every arrengement have been concluded only I am waiting to get this $3000 to round up things,we have 10 more days.I will by next week discuase the posible ways of investment in U.S.A as we are about to round it up.

Have a nice and look forword to see the western union transfer in my mail box tommorrow morning.GOD bless you.

Mr Williams

Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2004 15:31:00
From: “Dave Isom” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Oh Chika!
I’m so happy for us! That was a test. I wanted to see just how devoted you are to me! Oh, you passed! I can’t tell you how happy this makes me! Things are all falling into place now! Last month when I talked to my astrologer, Kenny Kingston, he told me that someone was coming to sweep me off my feet. Well, you must be that someone, because you’ve taken my heart!

I’m a little nervous about telling my son, Neil. He gets upset about things like this quite easily. I’d rather you not call at home, just in case he answers the phone. I’m not ready to tell him yet. I’ll call you this weekend. I just can’t wait to hear your voice. Your number is 234-80-23086390, right? Wow… this is my first international call. How exciting!

You’ve made my day…
I’ll talk to you soon, my love!
~Christa

Date: Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:17 AM
From: Mr. Chika Williams <[email protected]>
To: Dave Isom <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Dear Sweetheart,
Thanks for your mail and I look forword to hear your vioce on my phone this weekend.Yes don”t let Neil know of it now till I come in person, as per your mail I quote;
“Things are all falling into place now! Last month when I talked to my astrologer, Kenny Kingston, he told me that someone was coming to sweep me off my feet. Well, you must be that someone, because you’ve taken my heart!”

What does this means,Astrologer, Mr Kenny Kingston.Could you explain to me?Have you change new email account?What is this email Dave Isom
[email protected],yes this is my number 234-80-23086390.

Please tell your that I expected to have a reply to my mail of yesterday that I expect his urgent mail today that thing are improving as planed.
Have a nice day and GOD bless you.

Yours Sweetheart.

Mr Williams

Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 01:55:30
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Urgent URGENT URGENT,CALL ME

Dear Bill Anderson,

How are you today and good morning to you,I am shouched and suprised that at this pointing time that you supose to be very close to me by mail as to know when I am rounding every thing up about the transactions.The money I am expected from you I hoped that I could have see the western union control number in my box this morning as every plain to use the money to fercilitate all documentations hasbeen dashed and is causing a very big delay right now.

I explain to you that the best fast way is by western union no more no less.Why did you not send the $3000 yesterdsay?I thought I explain every thing to you regarding the importancy and urgency of sending this money to me.I am working to see if I can round up before the 10days that are remaining.

This morning our file have moved to ministry of finance for approvals as the ministry where the contract was executed have already approved the payments as I will send all the approved documents as soon as I get them for your view.

.Please I am sending a lot of money here this why I neede a financial assistance from you,could you please call me as I don”t know the number to call and get you as you are always in court.

Please this call to me today is very important Mr Bill Anderson 234-80-23086390,call me any time from your 6pm to 10pm to night.Please try to send this money today is urgent.

Mr Williams

Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 13:25:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Chika,
Oops! I was checking my email yesterday from my nephew’s house. I guess when I sent my reply, it had his name onit. I don’t know how, but he figured out how to check my work email from his house. He’s a whiz with computers. I don’t know how he does it!

So you’ve never heard of Astrology? It’s they study of the stars. I believe that everything in life is preordained. Everything happens for a reason. There are some people who are more in tune with the universe and it’s plan. Those people are called astrologers. They have studied the stars and the secrets of the Tarot, and they can sometimes predict future events. They’re very amazing! I like to call Kenny Kingston on his astrology hotline and ask advice and so on. You wouldn’t believe the number of things that he has predicted in my life!

Bill is in court again today. He didn’t say anything about the transfer this morning before he left. If he calls into the office, I’ll relay your message to him.

I’m going to be off work tomorrow, so I probably won’t be able to email you. Unless I go to my nephew’s house again! I’ll call you this weekend. Until then, I’ll be dreaming of you!

Your love,
~Christa

—–Original Message—–
From: Dave Isom [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, March 18, 2004 10:31 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: FW: Sweetheart

Hey Christa! I think this was meant for you!
Dave

—–Original Message—–
From: Mr. Chika Williams [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, March 18, 2004 3:17 AM
To: Dave Isom
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 15:29:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Urgent URGENT URGENT,CALL ME

Chika,

I apologize for not sending the money sooner. I did not receive your reply until late last night. I will attempt to send the money tonight after our court session concludes for the day..

Bill Anderson

Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 23:45:16
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Youare delaying me Bill my friend,dont fail to sendit today.

Dear Bill Anderson,

Thanks for your mail and how do you do,be imformed that our files have now moved to the ministry of finance for approvals,this $3000 is delaying things.I replied and even told christa your sec.to imform you of my mail to you.

I am worried now about how you are delaying issues,please kindly send this money today as it is very important to use this money and round things up for approval.I am working to see that I conclude this transactions in the next few days and you drawing me back.
Do you have home phone number?as you are always in court what your private number where I can call you?.I am trying to develope cold and fear if you can realy give me my own shear of this funds if it comes into your bank account in the next few day that are remaining.

Here is the sending info.;

NAME——- MR JOSEPH O.UMUNNAKWE.

ADDRESS NO,4 MBA STREET OLODI APAPA LAGOS NIG.

TEST,QUESTION AND ANWSER.

WHAT IS MY PET NAME

ANWSER——-JACK

I do not know the using of Pay Pal at this part of the world or by sending travelers cheque will take long time and will not meet the popose of your sending it for this week my good freind.

Have a nice and look forword to see the western union transfer in my mail box tommorrow morning.GOD bless you.

Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 23:53:00
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Dear Sweetheart Christa,
Thanks for you mail,I can know what you are saying about Astrology and we called them here forturn tellers.
I expect your call my dear .I love you sweety and have a nice weekend

Williams.

Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 01:34:30
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: I am developing Cold right now

Dear Bill Anderson,
I am just coming bank from the ministryof finance to far our files has gone,yes we need to pay some fees there and every thing is going as planed,please send this money this weeked so that my P.A. can pick it first on monday.
As I did see the control number based your last mail I quote;

“I apologize for not sending the money sooner. I did not receive your reply until late last night. I will attempt to send the money tonight after our court session concludes for the day.”

Every thing will be on monday due to time defferent as I dont see any control number this morning and why?,you must have to seed it today after you comes after court.I am waiting for it urgently.

Mr Williams.

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 03:45:59
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: I can”t belive it, a transaction of this maginetude no mail from you.

Dear Bill Anderson,
How are you today,I can”t belive what I am seeing and noticing from you.I told you that this transactions was slated for 14working days and that was my aim arrengement concluded .I was pusueing it till I asked you for financial assistance after I have spent $20,500.00 for an affidavite which I sent a copy for your view.

I also told you that our files are at the ministry of finance for documentations and approvals and we have some fees to pay,as you have not send the money uptill now and I went to the ministry thios morning to see if the have given approvals for payment and due to the fees we are to be paid, the files are stranded right now.

Please what is going on there?Do you want us not to achive this 14working days that we maped out these transactions?

Even no mail from you,if I did not hear from you today and tommorrow tuseday I will ask you to give me a letter of withdrawal and power of Athorney to enable me change your bank account with a man from Atlanta Georgia that is standing by right now for your info.

I am affriad right now,based your last mail I quote” I apologize for not sending the money sooner. I did not receive your reply until late last night. I will attempt to send the money tonight after our court session concludes for the day

Now what is happening after all that I have spent?No seriousness from you.This transactions is my life and my every thing as I will retire as soon as this funds moves into your bank account.I will not take kindly should any thing happen to this funds.

You are hiding something to me,you are always in court,I have ask you to call me no way,I have ask you your private number where I can call you you refused to give me.Now what else do I do Mr Bill Anderson please tell me.

I am waiting for urgent reply and most importantlly to send the money today,thing are hanged at the finance ministry right now.

Mr Williams

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:01:15
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: Sweetheart

My Sweethart Christa,

Good day,I waited for your call and could not hear from you over the weekend as you promised.
Did you find it diffecult to make international call?As you said that you have not made it before.
Only add you country [USA] dial out code number then add 234-80-23086390 that is all.

Please tell your Boss Mr Bill Andersons to urgentlly reply my mail for thing are trying to get out of hand right now.
I love you.Have a nice day and GOD bless you.

Bye.

Mr Williams.

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 14:15:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Sweetheart

Dearest Chika,

I’m sorry… I tried to dial the number, but it wouldn’t go through. I don’t know what the USA dial out code number is. Who can I ask to find that out? I was so looking forward to hearing your voice for the first time! I’ll ask around here. Someone must know how to make an international call! Oh, I’m so excited!

Love,
Christa

Date: Mon, 22 Mar, 2004 14:37:00
From: Dave Isom <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: I can”t belive it, a transaction of this maginetude no mail from you.

Mr.. Williams,

Great news! The court case that has taken up so much of my time is finally finished! Even better news is that we won our case, and I’ve kept another innocent man from facing capital punishment. (It’s always a good feeling to spare a man’s life)
As for our dealings, I’ve had a spot of trouble with my local Western Union office. As I’ve said earlier, I don’t seem to have good luck sending money via Western Union. However, I have another solution. Now that my schedule is clear for a few weeks, and I’m in desperate need of a vacation, I’ve decided to fly to Lagos to conclude our dealings personally. I’ve always felt that something of this magnitude is best handled in person anyway. I’ve booked my flight, and I’m scheduled to arrive in Lagos, Nigeria on Friday evening. I’ll be arriving on British Airways flight 75 at 7:40pm 03/26/04. I’ll be staying in a suite at the Sofitel Lagos Moorhouse Ikoyi Hotel. (That is, if my travel agent spelled everything correctly!) Would it be possible for you to meet me at the airport upon my arrival? There’s nothing quite like seeing a new country with a local tour guide!
I plan to bring the money with me. Will US currency be accepted there, or shall I have the money converted at an exchange before my arrival? Will there be more expenses other than the $3000 you had mentioned, or shall I plan to bring more? I’d like to be able to conclude our proceedings in full before my departure for the United States, as I’m sure you’re anxious to do as well!

Your friend,
Bill Anderson

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 03:00:24
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Dave Isom <[email protected]>
Subject: Who are you ?

Dave Isom,

Thanks for your mail,please could you explain whom you are for mailing me?I don”t know who you are.Do I have any business dealings with you?why mailing me.Have I cantacted you before for any business?Who are you

What do you mean by this mail sent to me.

Williams.

CC Mr Bill Anderson

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 03:46:58
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Coming to lagos?SURE

Mr Bill

Thanks for your mail,I said to you congratulations for the case of the innocent man that you woned,I know that you will not be sleeping in court any longer. Yes somebody write to me Mr Dave Isom,who is this man?I don’t know him,Is he what to you by mailing me at this pointing time?

As per your mail,you are founding it defficult to send money through western union there in U.S.? how? Yes good and fine,you are welcome to lagos,I will receive you at the airport.Note that it will be late by coming here on friday as it stands now.Your coming to lagos will not help matters based on the pressure that is on me to concluded this transaction within 14working day which you have made to exceed.

Please I want to make it clear to you that I can”t wait for your arrival on friday for what reason?not to conclude and round up this transactions base on my conditions now,if you don”t send this $3000 to night before your arrival on friday it will be deserster and you may not understand what I am saying because you are not here an insider.I hope you will be here for only three days because I have already about to round up and your are coming is to weast your air ticket and the hotel bills,well you are free to come if you so desire.

Your flight number and time have taken note off,send these money to night as it will not be well with me here till friday, things will be late and I will not wait till then it is dengeriuos for your info.I am not happy with your delay.I need an urgent mail today and the money by western union number and by tommorrow I will take a decission of what to do and you will dully advisd .

Mr Williams

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 08:45:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: I need you

Oh Chika, I’m so sad right now! Bill has just fired me! I can’t believe that jerk! He fired me because of something my nephew did! We had a party in the office after his trial ended, and my nephew checked his email on Bill’s computer. I don’t know what he did, but Bill said that he broke it, and now I’m out of a job! This is all such bad timing! I don’t know what I am going to do! I have to go now. The computer guys are here to fix Bill’s computer. This will be the last time that I can write to you until I get a new email account. I’ll take your email address with me and my nephew Dave said that he can set up a hotmail account for me tonight.

Oh, pray for me, Chika! I need you now more than ever!
Love
~Christa

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 08:57:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Coming to lagos?SURE

Mr. Williams,
I sincerely apologize for any confusion with my last email. My secretary’s nephew was in the office and had been meddling around with my computer. It’s not the first time he has done something like this, but rest assured – it is the last time.

I’m really not comfortable wiring money to someone I’ve not yet met. If it’s imperative, I can step up my departure date to an earlier time if Friday will be too late. I spoke with my travel agent minutes ago, and he suggested that I can take a flight out of Chicago tonight. If I were to go this route, I would be arriving in Lagos on Wednesday evening at 7:40pm (your time) on British Airways flight 75. If this is acceptable, please let me know soon, as I’ll have to make quick arrangements with the airline.

Thank you,
Bill Anderson

Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 03:45:14
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>
Subject: Understand this mail

Mr Bill Anderson.

Thanks for your mail,I am not happy with the way things are going as I am enberassed yesterday by Mr Dave Isom whom I have not written to or knew about him or by whom ever you called him.I am not filling confortable with you any longer regarding to this transaction as I am about to be exposed but I told you that this transactions is confidential and urgent. I am still in the office as an accountat in my ministry will retire as soon as this funds are transfer into your bank account and I will not like to be exposed before then.

Refference to your mail I quote:

” I’m really not comfortable wiring money to some one I’ve not yet met”

.Please I can”t understand what extactly you mean?We echanged our pictures,I have already spent $20,500.00 for affidavit which a copy has been sent to you for your view and other decuments that have being not collected from veriuos ministries due to these fees I asked you to seed this $3000 for ,the documents are the cleasified documents that I and you are going to the bank with for the claiming of the fund at your bank in U.S.A.

I am also going to intrust funds to your bank account for someone I do not know due to we have exchanged our pictures for mutual trust and confidence and why do you make such comments.

Be informed that the level of documentations at the ministry of finance is not what you can arrenge to come to Nigeria for now and time is coming as a lawyer to come and sign the fund release order documents at the bank which is the final documentations from the bank before the funds are to be transffer into your bank account.

We have not yet get to the bank which your non sending of these money has caused us time delay .The issue now is to make sure that we pay two fees at the finance ministry to have our files approve before pushing the three files to central bank of nigerial for final documentations and approvals.When it gets to that, then you can come for the signing at the bank.Your coming is meaningless for now till our fills get to the central bank of nigeria for final documentations and approvals and remmittance of funds.

Please propond your traveling till next week wednesday,by then our files will move out of the finance ministry after you might have send the $3000 for the payments of these fees at the finance ministry before our files moves out please,this is the setuation on the ground right now,you should know that we maped out 10% of the total sum for any expences that we may incare during the cause of this transactions and will be taken care off from the 10%?.Rebook your air tickek for next week by then we will come to the end of the transactions to the bank.

Note that you will be coming with letter of invitations for me as to use it to uptain visa with your assistance here on ground.Please call me on my number 234-80-23086390 for more explanations as you have worned your case yesterday at the court CONGRATULATIONS once again.

I will expect your call to night as from 5,6,7,pm American time,this call is very important to both of as I have to give another chance.Try to send the money and have trust on me as I have already biuld up mine to you.Have a nice day till then

Mr Williams

Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 08:36:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Understand this mail

Thank you very much for contacting me.
I will be out of the office and unable to respond to email beginning Tuesday March 23rd until Thursday April 1st. If you have immediate concerns that need to be addressed, please leave a voicemail at (219) 776-XXXX, as I will be checking my messages there frequently.
Again, thank you for contacting me, and I will address your email as soon as I return.

William Anderson

Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 14:06:00
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: New Address

My sweetheart Chika,

How are you today? I’m feeling wonderful, despite my lack of a job right now. I have an interview with another office tomorrow morning. They need a receptionist right away, and the man I talked to said that I sound perfect for the job!

This is my new email address that Dave set up for me. He feels really bad about what happened, but truthfully, I’m so happy to not be working for Bill anymore. Fate has a funny way of making things work out, don’t you think?

So when are you coming to America? I still can’t wait to see you!

All my love,
~Christa

Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 04:09:38
From: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Give me,Letter of withdrawal and power of Arthoney
To: Bill Anderson <[email protected]>

Dear Bill Anderson,

Thanks for your mail as you have weasted my time and my noney,I am shoucked and suprised when I saw your mail.I have no confident and trust on you again you are finding it defficult to trust someone while I am going to intrust you in your bank account with big monry.

When ever you comes back from where ever you may go,I will like you to send to me urgently in writing.
[1] Letter of with drawal to enable me effect change of account to Mr Gilbart Jones from Atlanta Gorgia whom I have been contacted through his brother working with shell B.P. here.
[2] Power of arthoney that you have given me the order to effect the change of your bank account number to a new.
Why do you fireed your secretary Christa?please recall her back for she did not do any thing as per your mail to me.

Mr Williams

Date: Thu, 25 Mar, 2004 06:39:00
From: Mr. Chika Williams <[email protected]>
To: Christa McAuliffe <[email protected]>
Subject: I love you Sweetheart

Sweetheart Christa,

Thanks for your mail,I am happy you have gotten another mail box account and also had gone for interview ,have you started the job?inform you as you do so.I pray that GOD will give you the job till I arrive there in U.S.A,I have not seen some one like Bill your former boss in my life and the monetry transactions that I had with him, he is delaying all my effect and money spent.

I pray that you settle down and will help to look for a trusted person whom we can use his bank account to transffer some money,because of what he [ Mr Bill Anderson] did to you, I have asked him to give me a letter of withdrawal and power of arthony to enable me effect change of another bank account.
I am not confortable with him any longer.You know if one road closes another one will open.I thanked GOD for your life and all that happened in bill”s office.

Have a nice day.

Yours Sweetheart

Williams.

Date: Thu, 25 Mar 2004 11:49:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
From: “JJ Jennings” <[email protected]>
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
From: “Christa McAuliffe” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: Give me,Letter of withdrawal and power of Arthoney

My Sweetheart Chika, or Joseph, or whatever the hell your name really is:

I’m terribly sorry for weasting your time, but I have something to tell you.
James Jennings’s brother isn’t dead.
As a matter of fact, James doesn’t even have a brother.
Come to think of it, James really doesn’t exist.
Neither does Christa.
While I’m at it, neither do I!

I wanted sincerely to thank you on behalf of myself and all my readers. For the past three months, I have been posting all our correspondence on my forum for everyone to read and enjoy. You have been one of the most entertaining parts of our day, since I first replied to you as James Jennings. I get shit like this all the time, but you have been, by far, the most fun to converse with! I never had any intentions of sending you money. (of course neither did you!)

Seriously, how can I trust someone who’s willing to leave his wife and kids to come and woo my secretary? Christa McAuliffe is merely a fictitious character played by me! (As was James Jennings, and Bill Anderson, and Dave Isom) I set up all these email accounts just to have a little fun at your expense!

I have a few questions for you:

1) Does anyone ever really fall for this shit? How much money have you made from pulling these scams?

2) Why does your inkjet printer suck? Seriously, the scan of that affidavit that you printed on your home printer looked like something my 4 year old son would do.

3) Was that a picture from a newspaper that you scanned and sent to me? It looked like you ripped it out of the front page of the Nigerian Times or something.

4) Who taught you how to read and write English? If you paid them, you should get your money back. I was shoucked at how horrible your spelling was. Dude, it’s called spell-check. Invest. It’ll help your future scams.

5) How did you get started doing the 419 scams? Do they teach classes on it in school or something? Why is it that everyone in Nigeria has nothing better to do than send unsolicited email. Get a life. Get a job. Get bent.

Well that’s basically it. Thanks for all the laughs! We really appreciated it!

Bill Anderson, AKA Christa McAuliffe, AKA Dave Isom, AKA James Jennings

Date: Thu 25 Mar 2004 11:55:00
From: “Dave Isom” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: http://www.isomtech.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1731

I almost forgot to send you a link to my forum. Here’s where we’ve been avidly reading your responses. Not only are my readers enjoying this, but I’ve also posted this up on several other boards too! Thousands of people have read this and enjoyed it. You’ve got quite a fan base here in the United States!

http://www.isomtech.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1731

Thanks,
Humphrey Bogart

Date: Fri 26 Mar 2004 11:54:00
From: “Bill Anderson” <[email protected]>
To: “Mr. Chika Williams” <[email protected]>
Subject: Buddy?

Hey there, bud? Where’d you go? No reply? I asked several questions to which I would like the answers! No hard feelings… you tried to scam me, and I had a little fun with it. Don’t be upset with me for that! I still want to be your friend!

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John on February 2, 2013 at 5:40 am said:

Classic! Well done Christa McAuliffe! lol

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John Doe on May 27, 2013 at 4:28 am said:

What a superstar cast to this saga. Shame the scammer did not lost out financially on this one!

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The Chika Williams Saga

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